{"id":132,"date":"2026-05-05T18:55:15","date_gmt":"2026-05-05T18:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/?p=132"},"modified":"2026-05-05T18:55:52","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T18:55:52","slug":"the-most-anticlimactic-first-warhammer-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/2026\/05\/05\/the-most-anticlimactic-first-warhammer-post\/","title":{"rendered":"The most anticlimactic first Warhammer post"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I love Warhammer, it’s so over the top. I enjoy painting the models, working on armies and lists, and occasionally I enjoy playing the game. I was going to post about last Saturday’s Warhammer game, but I was curb stomped by Grumble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who brings three knights to a friendly game of beer dice? It was over by round 3 but I wanted to see what I could win points-wise; turns out not much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was going to write a battle report, but the game boiled down to Morvenn Vahl and her Nundams killing a Knight turn 1, her being killed turn 2 and it all going downhill from there. Celestine was brave as ever and managed to last until the end of round 5, but the rest of my army didn’t do too well. Becky’s last stand was as cinematic as ever, as she took on a knight solo after losing the rest of her unit but I’d stopped playing to win by that point. I was playing purely for the lore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyway, here’s some actual footage of my Sisters getting pummelled by three knights, two tanks and a squad of Terminators.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I love Warhammer, it’s so over the top. I enjoy painting the models, working on armies and lists, and occasionally I enjoy playing the game. I was going to post about last Saturday’s Warhammer game, but I was curb stomped by Grumble. Who brings three knights to a friendly game of beer dice? It was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":143,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-pure-rants","category-warhammer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/148"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petemorley.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}